Once Upon a F&%$-ing Time

An Irreverent, Nightmarish TTRPG of Twisted Childhood Magic

You were an adult—once. Now you're stuck in Fairyland, a pastel-drenched hellscape where toys whisper secrets, tea parties never end, and the fae want to peel you apart, one memory at a time. Your body is small, your mind is slipping, and the longer you stay, the less you’ll remember who you were.

Once Upon a F&%$ing Time is a darkly whimsical tabletop role-playing game where players take on the roles of lost souls trapped in childlike bodies, struggling to escape a magical world that feeds on nostalgia, fear, and forgotten dreams.

Using a card-based resolution system, players will try to outwit fae, survive haunted dollhouses, and confront the parts of themselves they left behind.

This isn’t Neverland.

This is F&%$-ing Fairyland.